Isaiah 64:8
Ed Sheeran vs. Everyone else
| Normal guy: | I really want to kiss you. |
| Ed Sheeran: | All I want is the taste that your lips allow. |
| Normal guy: | Let's cuddle. |
| Ed Sheeran: | Cover me up cuddle me in lie down with me and hold me in your arms. |
| Normal guy: | I want to hug you. |
| Ed Sheeran: | I was made to keep your body warm but I'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms. |
| Normal guy: | She's a crack whore prostitute. |
| Ed Sheeran: | And in a pipe she flies to the Motherland or sells love to another man. |
| Noraml guy: | Marry me? |
| Ed Sheeran: | Settle down with me and I'll be your safety you'll be my lady. |
| Normal guy: | I'm sad and lonely. |
| Ed Sheeran: | 'Cause lately I've been waking up alone, paint splattered teardrops on my shirt. |
| Normal guy: | I'm going to get wasted and sleep with someone else to forget about you. |
| Ed Sheeran: | I wanna be drunk when I wake up on the right side of the wrong bed |
| Normal guy: | Expect me to drunk diall you later. |
| Ed Sheeran: | And that tonight I'll call ya, after my blood is drowning in alcohol. |
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